Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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the economy.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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