whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Whats green? The color green.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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