- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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