the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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