a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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a man was shot.... he died

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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