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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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