- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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