- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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