- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Flowers are colors Love me

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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