"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Women's rights.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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