- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A bar walks into a man

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Justin's life

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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