a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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