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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Where's my tractor?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Matt is a Duster!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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