- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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