A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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