- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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