- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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