What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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the game

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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