- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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