What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

all these jokes are horrible now

Who is it?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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