- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Three baby seals walk into a club...

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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