- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

can you pass the soap?

angelo snyder is not ga

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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