What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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