* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

someone called someone else a frog

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

read me write me

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Anti Joke

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