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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Poker? I barely even know her.

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