Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Tall asians

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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