Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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