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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

I hate blackniggers

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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