- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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