- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

I C U P White stuff

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??