How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

This is an anti-joke.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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