- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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