how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What fires shots? A gun

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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