Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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no rasist joks

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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HOLY COW!

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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