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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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