Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

FUS RO DAH!!!

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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