- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A man did not like this site

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

it was all Tagart

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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