- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Don't believe in Atheists.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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