- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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