Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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