The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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I have a horse.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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How would you rule?

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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