roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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no.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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