What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

WNBA

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Anti Jokes = Drained

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

think twice or at least think

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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