- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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