- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

think twice or at least think

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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