What is a jew in space? Dead

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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