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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

the economy.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.