What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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