What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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