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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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