- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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