I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Charlie Sheen

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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My peni s

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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