- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??