whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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