Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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