- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Chuck Norris.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Phew... it's gone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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