- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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