- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Dyslexia ruels!

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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