- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A man penetrates another man.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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