So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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