- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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