Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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