Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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