What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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