- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Andoni was here

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Women's Rights.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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