- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels