- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A man was shot. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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