- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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