- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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