- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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