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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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