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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

kennah campion when she talks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

that wall over there ->

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.