- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

I went to work today....

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??