Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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