- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Potassium? K.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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