- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

a person who will soon die of beeties

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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