Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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