- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

black people

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A dancer walks into a barre

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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