Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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