In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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if you don't like this you're gay

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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