Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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