- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!