- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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