How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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I asked her where you were.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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