- Anti Joke

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot