What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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