Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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my egg roll

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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