- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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