What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Jack Stevens

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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