What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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