What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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like if your cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What's just not right? Left

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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