- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

knock knock Goodbye

Your mums a potato

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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