- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

A bar walks into a man

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's stupid a light bulb.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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