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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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