- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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