- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Brain fart

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

whats worse than a kane nothing

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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