Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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