what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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