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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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