What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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