How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Turkey Balls

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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