- Anti Joke

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.