Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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You're a frog

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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