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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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