- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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