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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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