- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the black guy die? cancer

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What is 9+10? 19

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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