Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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. . I am a whale

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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